THE PRO'S & CON'S OF A $3 DOLLAR HAIRCUT

SO I CUT MY HAIR YESTERDAY,WHICH TAKES ALOT OF BALLS FOR ME TO DO MOSTLY BECAUSE IVE HAD MANY SWEENEY TODD EXPIRIENCES TO SAY THE LEAST. I WAS ON MY WAY TO A SALON A FREIND HAD RECOMMENDED TO ME,WHEN I GOT THERE IT WAS CLOSED. WHAT THE HELL IS CLOSED ON A WEDNESDAY? IDK. ANYWHO I WAS WALKING BACK HOME WHEN I PASS THIS SIGN I ALWAYS SEE THAT SAYS 3 DOLLAR HAIRCUTS.TO ME THIS SEEMS TO GOOD TO BE TRUE AND PRETTY SKETCHY. BUT I WENT IN ANYWAY AFTER ALL WHATS THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN? WELL ILL TELL YOU WHEN YOU GET A 3 DOLLAR HAIRCUT YOULL PROBABLY LOOK LIKE YOU BELONG IN THE 80'S OR LIKE YOU SHOULD BE IN THE RAMONES, WORST CASE SCENARIO IN THE MORNING YOULL LOOK LIKE CHARLIZE THERON WHEN SHE DID THAT MOVIE "MONSTER" , I KNOW PRETTY BAD. BUT ALLS WELL THAT ENDS WELL AS LONG AS YOU PUT IN MORE EFFORT TO ACTUALLY STYLE YOUR HAIR EVERYDAY WELL BE ALRIGHT. PEACE AND LOVE -FIZZY

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